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Comic for 12.18.2002

		Tex-Ass Wednesday, December 18, 2002 by Shawn 'the really sleepy girl' Murray

Ok, so the flight went ok. I don't like heights, but I also like scenery, so it's a win/loose situation. Bobby made fun of me 'cause I am apparently too friendly. I made friends with a guy named Bob while waiting for my flight. Bob was a nice Lebanese guy who works for Motorola. Hello Moto! We talked phones and other schtuff.

My stay at Chez Dean has been pretty nice. The family gave me Bobby's room, and the dog keeps trying to tongue kiss me. El-Bob-o's buddies are cool too. Now if only I could combine both our lives into one nice one, then I wouldn't have to miss anyone. Anyway, it's getting close to show time for LOTR so I'm gunna hand over 'the mic' to my homie- ya dig?

Blow me... a kiss.

Wednesday, December 18, 2002
by Bobby "Censored" Dean

Guess who cracked the whip for a new comic? Nope. Not me. The amount of torment I go through for you people is astounding. First I want Shawn to get a comic drawn while she's here. That's all fine and dandy until I... and I is synonymous with my penis... starts getting ignored. Not too much though, so all is well. I guess what it comes down to is I love you people. I love you so much you can send me money.

Also, because I am censored when I write comic strips or when I write my news bit, for all subscribers to the Eyecandy Mailing List, I'll start sending out "Bobby's Dirty Joke of the Update!" I hope you all enjoy my little gift to the people who love us back.

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